fruit from the poison tree

And so I raise a morphine toast to you all.

June 2, 2012 3:17 pm

80 years from now;

  • Me: //falls//
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
  • Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
  • Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
  • Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
  • Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
  • Me: YOLO
June 1, 2012 7:18 pm 7:14 pm 5:49 pm

maledictor:

I wish I could be there to witness all the people who don’t know how to pronounce Les Miserables getting their movie tickets 

(via anderdog)

5:43 pm

rainbowsfireworks:

jeremy-ruiner:

theneverendingdrums:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

what if someone had an actual phobia though

like with people who are arachnaphobic

a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

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5:42 pm

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

savetheteaboy:

garethdavid-lloyd:

Torchwood || Season 2 Promotional Photos

GDL looks great in a big coat. Just sayin’

GDL looks great in everything.

GDL would look great wrapped in 50 winter coats, or in the ugliest outfit possible, or starkers.

(Source: forevermycariad)

2:32 pm

always

  • me: I effing love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
  • another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
  • me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
May 31, 2012 1:16 pm

mybelovedcheshire:

my-mewling-quim:

One day I will be able to resist reblogging this photoset whenever I see it.

Today is not that day.

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3:11 am

supersonicsonarradar:

hiddlesbatchery:

mrsdetectiveryan:

skeletree:

thecupisaportkey:

I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die

I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.

Seems legit.

Indeed, I can confirm that this is genuine. 

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3:05 am